January 2011
You show someone something funny,
and you’re like
and they’re like
29929.) music is my only escape.
when I look at the bitches I used to call friends.
then I look at my real ones and we’re all like
I hate when I tell a nigga I just hopped out the...
Then they say “Without Me??”
Yes , Niggga. Without’cha ass.
This is for the girls who have the tendency to...
Three reasons a girl will stop texting back:
imanordinarygirl1996:
1 - You said something that made her mad;
2 - You just started to get boring;
3 - She fell asleep.
Tumblr,PLEASE bring back the red notification...
ilesttousquejedesire:
I feel so lost without it.
I really dont understand why:
9 year olds have boyfriends and girlfriends
10 year olds swear
11 year olds kiss and grope each other
12 year olds give oral sex
13 year olds aren’t virgins
14 year olds have their hearts broken
15 year olds are getting wasted
16 year olds are doing drugs
17 year olds are pregnant
18 year olds are emotional wrecks
19 year olds are committing suicide
Just saw No Strings Attached
Must say it was SOO cute, and Ashton’s ass was a nice plus (;
Stoners understand stoners
welovemarijuana:
Conversation between stoner and straight edge friend:
Stoner: Dude, I haven’t smoked bud in like three fucking days.
Straight edge: And?
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Same conversation between stoner and another stoner:
Stoner 1: Dude, I haven’t smoked bud in like three fucking days.
Stoner 2: Oh my god! Are you okay? What happened?
- Chronic ( is the shit )
Anonymous asked: No fucking lie I think you're beautiful
I don't know why you even think other wise!
<3 you and you're blog!
P.S: Have a nice day/night!
Oh and where do you live?
I don't know why you even think other wise!
<3 you and you're blog!
P.S: Have a nice day/night!
Oh and where do you live?
The original Mean Girls isn't even that funny in...
